(by Tully Corcoran) I'll start by apologizing to Kansas and Kansas State fans, because nothing I'm about to suggest is good for you.

But as a fan of sports and of interesting things, I can no longer support the Big 12 in its current shape, which is lumpy, oblong and malformed, much like Sam Cassell's head. We need something more like Howie Mandel or Capt. Jean Luke Picard....read more from The Topeka Capital-Journal